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[straightontilmorning]

From the corridors outside sickbay came the sounds of feet hitting the floor wetly, one slightly louder and on a time delay, indicating either a limp or one boot taller than the other.

Which it was became acutely obvious when the door to Sickbay slid open and revealed one James Kirk, remarkably resembling a drowned rat, soaked from head to toe. Somehow, about half of her shirt disappeared in various places, but don't worry - the layer of mud she's coated in does a fair job of hiding anything top-secret.

And one boot was missing, in case you wondered. To add to the mystery, Jim carried a pink ball of fluff resembling a kitten that she put down on the Sickbay floor as soon as she came through the doors, and, yes - her arms were slightly covered in light scratches.

"Don't ask."

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[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

"Well, I can't take care of her, and I can't send her ,i>back."

[hesdead-jim.livejournal.com]

"Maybe Christine would like her," because with her being a woman, surely she automatically wanted something fluffy, right?

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

Because Jim was a woman, and she automatically liked fluffy.

"Maybe."

[hesdead-jim.livejournal.com]

"Your enthusiasm for that idea is overwhelming," he might just have to brace himself for how overwhelming it was.